I saw that cat shit
when i woke up
this morning
but I went back to bed
and pretended
that i didn’t notice
Forgive me
I was so sleepy
it stunk
so much
—
I have eaten
the phish food ice cream
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for after you found out you got fired
Forgive me
but I was doing you a favor
since you’re so fat
so out of [...]
Archives for April 2008
This is Just to Say (part 2)
nyc trash as collectible?
This brilliant person decided to put nyc trash in sealed little cubes and sell as ’sculpture’ for $50 a pop. The dude claims they won’t rot or smell- AND you can get limited edition themed garbage cubes such as Republican National Convention trash and Yankee Stadium opening day trash. Mmmm. Why didn’t I think of [...]
Read up!
ps.. I found this by doing a Google image search for “Really old torah.”
DubsCeeDubs
Jim is having a contest in his class for the best parody of the classic “This is Just to Say” poem by William Carlos Williams. Here’s the original:
This Is Just to Say
By William Carlos Williams
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Nora’s entries:
I have finished
the Sunday [...]
California Selectz
is anyone else excited about American Apparel selling their used shit online besides me?
Their ‘line’ or curated ebay collection or whatever is called California Select. The name is a little lame bit hopefully the clothes will be cooler.
my ride into the city felt like this today
glumbert – Rush Hour Squeeze
Thanks Tessa for this one.
This story is amazing.
This story from today’s Times is amazing. Just read the start of the article:
The back story of how a Torah got from the fetid barracks of Auschwitz to the ark of the Central Synagogue at Lexington Avenue and 55th Street is one the pastor of the Lutheran church down the street sums up as simply [...]
It's fun to do bad things
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iprUJeDEXUo&hl=en]
Like steal a car! This kid is hilarious.. and only 7
First time these hats came off in a WHILE
from The Smoking Gun
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