CrapWeLike

I saw that cat shit
when i woke up
this morning

but I went back to bed
and pretended
that i didn’t notice

Forgive me
I was so sleepy
it stunk
so much

—

I have eaten
the phish food ice cream
that was in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving

for after you found out you got fired

Forgive me
but I was doing you a favor
since you’re so fat
so out of shape already
that I couldn’t stand to watch you eat more

—

I have discovered
the presents
that were in
your closet

and which
you were probably
saving

to give me for Christmas

Thank you
they are awesome
so big
so expensive

(first one by me, last 2 by nora)