Best. Voicemails. Ever. Apparently this guy met a woman and she talked to him for 2 minutes, gave him her card, and these were the voicemails he left her..
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o]
Really, I thought maybe I’d already heard the most full-of-shit voicemails in the world, but this guy might have them beat. This is my favorite part:
“Now I understand if you’ve got other issues, maybe you’re not playing games, I don’t know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, and you’re going to chemo…maybe you’re just a person who’s extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you’re on some medication for that…I don’t know, there could be another issue that I’m not aware of. But nobody says “Call me,” hands a person a business card and then doesn’t return calls. It’s extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder”
full transcript on Jezebel
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Whoa. Now I'm scared that man is going to come for me next.