Archives for March 2009

Female Urinals: what gives?

In my unnamed office building, 30 out of the 120 bathrooms contain something called “female urinals.” They look like this. I have no idea how to use them. Luckily a high-level governmental official has been made aware of the problem.

I got this image from a site called urinal.net.

Seemed appropriate

Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There

a puggle named apple

kinda catchy and very adorable.
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Funny but so wrong

Delicious Obama Fingers

Grey Gardens the movie … Cannot Wait!

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Drew does a pretty good “Mother darling.”

this is ridiculous

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seriously padma? this is paris hilton territory…
also, she keeps eating the hamburger but it never gets smaller. hmmmm.

The coolest My Little Ponies you will ever see

Speaking of My Little Ponies…
I think my sister Margaret showed me Mari Kasurinen’s Star Wars-themed My Little Ponies a few months ago, and I really should have posted about them back then. In case it’s not immediately obvious to you, these are the greatest things in the universe. Not just because they’re really cool conceptually, [...]

I want to be burried in the middle of this circle

It looks so peaceful.
This reminds me of when I was a little girl and I used to arrange all my My Little Ponies in a circle around me. And if I was feeling particularly amitious, I’d use my troll dolls, too.
Anyway, this artist (Brooke Inman) uses colored pencils, photographs, markers and other shit to do [...]

Your vote required – which bathing suit is more likely to appear in your nightmares?

So my sister and I had a race tonight to find the world’s ugliest bathing suit. Here are the three that I think are the absolute worst. Please vote on which one you believe to be most unflattering.
Option A
From Victoria’s Secret for $164 (I shit you not)

Option B
Also from Vicky’s, but amazinly on sale for [...]