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In my unnamed office building, 30 out of the 120 bathrooms contain something called “female urinals.” They look like this. I have no idea how to use them. Luckily a high-level governmental official has been made aware of the problem. I got this image from a site called urinal.net. Tweet

Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There Tweet

kinda catchy and very adorable. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7sOb2vlxo] Tweet

Delicious Obama Fingers Tweet

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW5ryhrzYC4] Drew does a pretty good “Mother darling.” Tweet

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8SLTvA39xI&feature=player_embedded] found on ed droste’s twitter. he also posted a cute video of a kid dancing to the song “two weeks”: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONgJs4e3GrI&feature=player_embedded] Tweet

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8nJKa13sBo&hl=en&fs=1] seriously padma? this is paris hilton territory… also, she keeps eating the hamburger but it never gets smaller. hmmmm. Tweet

Speaking of My Little Ponies… I think my sister Margaret showed me Mari Kasurinen‘s Star Wars-themed My Little Ponies a few months ago, and I really should have posted about them back then. In case it’s not immediately obvious to you, these are the greatest things in the universe. Not just because they’re really cool [...]

It looks so peaceful. This reminds me of when I was a little girl and I used to arrange all my My Little Ponies in a circle around me. And if I was feeling particularly amitious, I’d use my troll dolls, too. Anyway, this artist (Brooke Inman) uses colored pencils, photographs, markers and other shit [...]

So my sister and I had a race tonight to find the world’s ugliest bathing suit. Here are the three that I think are the absolute worst. Please vote on which one you believe to be most unflattering. Option A From Victoria’s Secret for $164 (I shit you not) Option B Also from Vicky’s, but [...]