So my sister and I had a race tonight to find the world’s ugliest bathing suit. Here are the three that I think are the absolute worst. Please vote on which one you believe to be most unflattering.
Option A
From Victoria’s Secret for $164 (I shit you not)

Option B
Also from Vicky’s, but amazinly on sale for $34 (they’re practically giving them away…gee, I guess NOBODY WANTED TO BUY IT)

Option C
From Delias for $29.50

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3 Responses
At least she found earrings to match suit A. I challenge you to find any accessory that would go with suit B. Which is why I still think I am the winner.
Could someone please explain why anyone acted on the idea of cutting out the sides of the bathing suit? Even if for the small-waisted it looks like they accidently shopped in the juniors section. The only explaination may be that it was created by a super-powerful bellybutton-phobe who convinced everyone it was a good idea. S/he must be stopped.
I voted for the bumble bee suit because that seems most nightmarish with fat-bumblebee jokes and whatnot. It could also work for a beach version of the Bridget Jones's bunny-suit debacle.
It's totally the third one. How has no one referenced the Blind Melon video yet?