Яolcats: English Translations of Eastern Bloc Lolcats

I just picked a few to put on the blog but there are a bunch and they are so so good.

-His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!

-It is a legitimate response to the harsh and inconsequential nature of being. I celebrate his tenacity!

Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.

Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.  Perhaps it is time to cash in a favor from my friends at the Kremlin.

Submit with honor, and you will earn a proper burial among your fathers!