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Disturbing

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I keep expecting him to put the cigarette in backwards and burn his mouth.

LATE BREAKING BUT IMPORTANT NEWS

Kelis spent 67 hours in labor!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? She might as well just say she spend nine months in labor. But seriously. That scares me and my hoo-ha into abstinence.

Updates from Facebook “friends” you’re probably currently hiding

I have specific people in mind for most of these, including

Sliding Cars – a love song

Well, it’s a song about loving sliding cars. This was on the latest episode of InfoMania and I was laughing so hard I had to watch it twice. Especially at “We don’t warn them, we just record them.”

Crazy/Horrifying Recipes

I was tricked into trying this today at an office party (someone told me it was cobbler!) and it made me realize that Food Network stars can be totally full of shit sometimes. Watch Sandra Lee “make” the ugliest cake ever. Thanks, Lucy, for showing me this.

What has this world come to?

Rabbits burned for fuel in (of all places) Sweden.

Target Women: Sparkles

This may not be the best episode of Target Women ever but the line about period tears made laugh out loud.

Just cause…

This is a really brilliant scene that captures how I feel on certain Mondays.

I really hate the new Gap ads

They can go fuck themselves.

Happy World Toilet Day

No joke: today is World Toilet Day, a day to raise awareness about sanitation problems worldwide. Turns out 2.5 billion people don’t have a toilet at all, and more children die per year from diarrheal diseases than from HIV, malaria and TB combined. So spread the word (not the turd) by sending a punny e-card [...]